Searching For Hen’s Teeth

Initials On A Pencil Case What’s that on your pencil case? Right there in the corner in tiny letters Does it say I heart JB? Does it really? Why? Why does it say I heart JB? I cant believe you would write that… It’s not what you think It’s not what you think It’s something else Really it is Oh sure it is I heart JB – why did you write that For everyone to see? It’s about someone else Someone else? Who? Julietta Brocklesbee Who is Julietta Brocklesbee? A girl Thanks for the clue, but seriously, who is she? She’s a singer in a band Which band? The Fishsticks Julietta Brocklesbee is a singer in a band Called The Fishsticks. Never heard of them… They’re a new band A very good band My favourite new band, if you must know You know what? What? You need to get a new pencil case. You need to get a new pencil case, really, really quickly. Sitting On the Fence As I was sitting on the fence As quiet as can be A great big ugly horse walked by And snorted straight at me Missing and Hissing Once upon a seat there sat A snarky, snarling, scratching cat All through the day that cat kept hissing Because its two front teeth were missing Stinky Socks My favorite socks are missing And I don’t know what to think Why would someone steal them? For I must admit, -they stink! Whatever… Call me apathetic See if I care Say what you will All you’ll get is a stare Don’t expect me to listen I’m not going there Call me apathetic See if I care…