Jokes 102
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What are the jokes like in Jokes 102? They are, in all modesty, funny. I wrote all of the jokes to avoid copyright complications, as well as a challenge regarding creativity. My publisher sent me a stack of papers replete with copyright admonition legalese which was incomprehensible to all but a deranged lawyer. I could not help myself. This piece is located on the dust cover front leaf of the hardcover Jokes 102, which leads to my first joke. All books in the Sahara Desert come with dust covers. While I’m in the area of the Middle East, a friend said, “Ordinarily I am very brave, but when I went to Iraq, Iran.” How about, ISIS is only good in mixed drinks? I met a man who, believe it or not, specialized and told nothing but cannibal jokes. In his questionable dishonor, a cannibal asked his friend, “How was your date last night?” Reply, “Delicious, but I found her a little hard to swallow.” In conclusion: Zombies started a new government group called, ‘The Rest in Peace Corpse.’ Proceed cautiously. Does it get any better than this, yes it does?
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During your lifetime you will be meeting a lot of people in your extended journey and travels. The quickest and easiest way to make a favorable impression is to possess a quick, tactful and ready wit or possess a good sense of clean humor. A few examples may help. When discussing children, you can say, “I gave my son a Spiderman costume as a gift and he said that he was Spiderman. I told him that he wasn’t Spiderman, but I did not know how to get him off of the wall.” Or, state trooper recruit to personnel manager: “What kind of pay can I expect?” Reply, “I don’t like to brag, but on this job you can write your own ticket.” Or, a young lady dating a mortician said, “Sometimes I don’t think he knows that I’m alive.” Or, “Doctor, when will I know something after my operation?” Doctor Smoothy, “That depends on what you knew before your operation.” Or, two bees drank too much dandelion wine; they were not drunk but both of them had a buzz. Or, a different chicken joke based on that age old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: She wanted to beat up a chicken who called her a dumb cluck. For now, enough is enough. If you want more humor of a similar questionable nature buy Jokes 102.
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Shoeshine and newspaper boy, Cub and Boy Scout, Mechanical Engineer and Army soldier, Test Director of Army non-ordnance equipment at Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland. Section chief, 28 years, of test technicians and engineers, Pilot program, Army Management Staff College with over 3200 class hours on many topics. Presently retired and vegetating.