Jokes 102

by Alex Gall


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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 12/22/2016

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 300
ISBN : 9781504371148
Format : Hardcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 300
ISBN : 9781504371155

About the Book

During your lifetime you will be meeting a lot of people in your extended journey and travels. The quickest and easiest way to make a favorable impression is to possess a quick, tactful and ready wit or possess a good sense of clean humor. A few examples may help. When discussing children, you can say, “I gave my son a Spiderman costume as a gift and he said that he was Spiderman. I told him that he wasn’t Spiderman, but I did not know how to get him off of the wall.” Or, state trooper recruit to personnel manager: “What kind of pay can I expect?” Reply, “I don’t like to brag, but on this job you can write your own ticket.” Or, a young lady dating a mortician said, “Sometimes I don’t think he knows that I’m alive.” Or, “Doctor, when will I know something after my operation?” Doctor Smoothy, “That depends on what you knew before your operation.” Or, two bees drank too much dandelion wine; they were not drunk but both of them had a buzz. Or, a different chicken joke based on that age old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: She wanted to beat up a chicken who called her a dumb cluck. For now, enough is enough. If you want more humor of a similar questionable nature buy Jokes 102.


About the Author

Shoeshine and newspaper boy, Cub and Boy Scout, Mechanical Engineer and Army soldier, Test Director of Army non-ordnance equipment at Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland. Section chief, 28 years, of test technicians and engineers, Pilot program, Army Management Staff College with over 3200 class hours on many topics. Presently retired and vegetating.